King of the Hill

Started by lordryan756, January 18, 2010, 01:12:55 AM

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Othko97

I push you off the hill.

My hill.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Glaurung

The hill has been unoccupied for three months: I claim squatters' rights.

My hill!

comrade_general

Unoccupied but I'm still paying the bill.

Get out.

Glaurung

That argument doesn't apply under English law.

My hill.

comrade_general

In Soviet Russia hill is king of you.

Clockwork

In soviet Russia, state takes hill from you. State then prosecutes you for stepping on state-hill-property and throws you in gulag. My hill.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.


Glaurung

In post-Soviet Russia, hill is mysteriously transferred to a billionaire friend of the President. Later, they stop being friends, and all the billionaire's property is seized by the state.

My hill.

Jubal

I summon Catherine the Great from the dead to kick ass and prove that Putin is a mere latter day wannabe.

My hill.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

We hold a vote on whose hill it should be, 107% of votes go to me.

My Hill.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

You are embroiled in a corruption scandal.

My hill.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

I use bigger army diplomacy.

My Hill.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

We have a hulk.

My (rather broken) hill.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

comrade_general

We have a Jubal.

"Jubal."

lol the swear filter will get that one, but you know what it's supposed to say. ;D

Jubal

I am a Jubal! That's me!

So thusly my hill!
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...