Spoil a wish

[debux]

They don't go. But they decide to go to Australia. You commit suicide upon hearing this. Oh yeah, they're going because they wanted to have crepes (?). I heard they wanted to go to Germany to drink some beer tomorrow.

I wish I wouldn't grieve the loss of Portugal (WHY GOD, WHY?!?)

[Phoenixguard09]

You don't grieve the loss of Portugal.  You grieve the loss of me instead, cause your parents coming here is already making me feel suicidal.

I wish Debux's DJ cat would not peer into the very depths of my soul.

[Captain Carthage]

It peers in to the depths of Portugal's soul, making it explode!

I wish I could update stuff on time.

[debux]

You do, but you start getting bored of the inactivity on Exilian and retire from the internet. However, you start noticing that animals start respecting you more for that decision.

I wish Nightangel would post more

[Captain Carthage]

The posts do not contain the high quality humour you have come to expect.

I wish there were other bronies on this forum.

[Phoenixguard09]

Other bronies appear. Their massive amounts of ponyness causes massive rifts to appear in Exilian. Meanwhile:

Spoiler

Portugal explodes...AGAIN

I wish I hadn't fallen into the trap of writing my own spoiler tags.

[debux]

I wish I hadn't fallen into the trap of writing my own spoiler tags.

Huge image is huge. Sorry, felt an urge to try to imitate CG and post that.

You do fall into the trap. However, it makes me post this uber huge image. Your PC starts salivating green liquids again once you scroll down to this pic.

I wish we could all make a LAN party of something. Oh, and get to an agreement over which game to play

[Phoenixguard09]

We do so. We play Warband. I kick all your collective asses. Portugal explodes.

I wish I didn't just hit my 1000 post mark. (As an aside, I DID IT! 1000 POSTS OF POINTLESS DRIVEL!)

[debux]

You don't. Your triumph is sooo far away now. Portugal doesn't explode for this, but there is a power shortage at least.

I wish it didn't take me as long to finish thinking of something to post.

[Phoenixguard09]

You post quickly. You soon become an illiterate spammer. Portugal explodes, again.

I wish I was the DJ Cat.

[debux]

You suddenly notice you're rhythmically moving your arms, and see that a thousand people are praising you as the sit in front of their screens. However, you notice that you're unable to move because of this, that you are forced to do the same movements until the end of the days. When you try to move, you cause a huge rift between the real world and the internet, and as you cross over the the real world side, you notice that you're a few thousand meters tall. When you look down to see the havoc you've caused over whatever you were standing on, you notice you completely destroyed Portugal in your coming from the internet.

I wish Soccer would have some rules that helped offensive teams to have more chances to win (like in basketball)

[Phoenixguard09]

Soccer introduces a rule that provides every team who swears at the opposing team/refs/spectators a goal. As an aside, Ireland wins every match. Even the ones they aren't playing. Due to the lack of hardcore swearing in Portugal, it explodes.

I wish Debux's face didn't remind me of my old English teacher.

[debux]

It doesn't. Instead, it reminds you of all the existing shock sites that exist on the internet. Your trauma causes you to blow up Portugal

I wish we would take all this Portugal stuff into a new thread

[Phoenixguard09]

We take the Portugal stuff to a new thread. This thread dies. As a result, ah well you all know it by now don't you?

I wish Debuz would change his name to Debuz.

[debux]

I do. But Jubal comes over and bans me for doing something I can't do. Portugal explodes, because I wanted it to (in my rage against Jubal)

I wish Phoenixguard09 would change his name to "BurningHotToaster"