Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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vadermath

People don't forget wishing, but someone wishes you to die, so he kills you.

I wish that games would be cheaper in my country.

CN2

They are, but people immigrate for the games, and you are over crowded

I wish for a new Name on exilian
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Andalus

You get a new name: FG5

I wish that I am definitely free on Friday so I might get to go for the ETW hands on day
Du bist kein Schmetterling! Du bist nur eine kleine Raupe in Verkleidung!

vadermath

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To go offtopic for a moment, if you want hands on, just download the demo.

You get hands on, but just as your turn to play arrives, the electricity goes out in the entire city.

I wish that the snow continues to fall, so that we have another snow day.
EDIT: Scratch that, I just saw that snow is falling once more. Hallelujah!

CN2

You what!? Snow :O Where! Where do you liiiiive! SNOOOOOOOOOOW! (I like it now...)

Umm I wish for a tube of compound-W
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vadermath

I live in Serbia, and because of snow my school didn't work on Thursday and Friday. I had a 4 day weekend!

CN2

Haha! I had a 5 day week end lol

We had Mon-Tue-Wed off
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Pizzadude

Due to the manufacturer being an idiot you get a tube of compound M instead.

I wish for a laptop to play ETW on.

vadermath

You get a laptop to play ETW on, but by the time you go to buy ETW, it is completely sold out in the whole world! And Steam Headquarters gets a bombing run, to ensure there is no ETW left.

CN2

Hehe, there are endless ways I cold ruin this wish....

I wish for a "laser"
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Pizzadude

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Quote from: "vadermath"You get a laptop to play ETW on, but by the time you go to buy ETW, it is completely sold out in the whole world! And Steam Headquarters gets a bombing run, to ensure there is no ETW left.
That doesn't matter since I can still steal someone else's copy of the game.

And you get your "laser" but instead you get a "lazer" which malfunctions and you die a horribly slow and painful death at the hands of the one and only My Little Pony fanclub president who somehow developed an urge to kill random people with malfunctioning "lazers".

CN2

Haha! It is a quote! So it IS spelt right!! HAHAHA! And why do people not make wishes D=

I wish for a LAZER now :P
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Pizzadude

It matters not wether it is spelled coreectly or not. you still die your horrible death.

As for your lazer, the same applies as for your laser.

I wish for lots of monies.

CN2

You are mugged and all you new monies are taken away.

I wish for constipation pills for a prank >=D
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Pizzadude

You get the pills but the prank backfires and you use them on yourself.

I wish for world domination.