Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You are not so tired all the time. You are so tired all the time except for the time between 3:05 and 3:17 in the morning, when you are guaranteed to have twelve minutes of being highly energetic and wide awake, so you're technically only tired most of the time.

I wish I had an extra week to catch up with myself.

[The Seamstress]

You are not so tired all the time. You are so tired all the time except for the time between 3:05 and 3:17 in the morning, when you are guaranteed to have twelve minutes of being highly energetic and wide awake, so you're technically only tired most of the time.

This is a disturbingly accurate description of how my energy works though. Sudden motivation boosts that last for maybe half an hour at around 2 am, mostly tired all day. *sobs*

I wish I had an extra week to catch up with myself.

You have an extra week to catch up with yourself! Though Yourself is already a week ahead again by the time you have caught up with yourself, and the whole thing makes no sense.

I wish my greatest secret wish would come true.

[Jubal]

Your greatest secret wish comes true. Unfortunately, which counts as the greatest secret wish is subjective and was determined by the whims of a small wild sheep living in Sardinia, which essentially means that it picks an entirely random secret wish of yours instead. The results are... unexpected.

I wish I was a small wild sheep who did not have to go to work meetings.

[The Seamstress]

You are a small wild sheep who doesn't have to go to work meetings. You have to go to sheep meetings though, discussing pasture for eight hours straight. Attendance is mandatory.

I wish I wouldn't always underestimate how long things would take me to do.

[Jubal]

You always overestimate to avoid this problem, but do so on geological timescales, and conclude that nothing is achievable at all which also doesn't work well.

I wish I understood Georgian better.