Spoil a wish

[debux]

You get it. But I comes with over 9000 viruses (see what I did there?), that protect each other.

I wish for chocolate bars

[Phoenixguard09]

You get them, then realise they've been off since 1862.  

I wish for fried chicken.  Don't remember if I've wished for that already...

[debux]

Granted, but as you grab your first chicken, you travel so back far in time when there is no toothpaste. Someone adds incredible amounts of garlic to your chicken, that you feel guilty eating the chicken, knowing that you''ll have a terrible breath. And while you are deciding on what to do, someone shows up behind you, knocks you out cold with a spoon, and before you close your eyes yo see it's

ADAM SANDLER

[Phoenixguard09]

Lol debux.  You also did what I always do.

[Goldyrulz]

I guess I had better put something then...

I wish for immortality

[Captain Carthage]

Granted, but you get really bored when the universe is destroyed.

[Goldyrulz]

Ohhhhh, you forgot to wish...

Tut tut tut how very naughty and forgetful of you

[Phoenixguard09]

I feel bad.  Like its all my fault.  I started this abominable habit of not wishing.

[debux]

Yet nobody wishes

I wish for nicer advertising. Exilian deserves me in all the advertisement bars

[Phoenixguard09]

You get yourself in the advertisements.  Unfortunately the ad is for male strippers.  Whether you're into that at all is a moot point.  

I wish for a dog.

[Captain Carthage]

The dog has rabies.

I wish I had a lager posting window than five hours so people wouldn

[Goldyrulz]

You start posting 24 hours a day but then die due to sleep deprivation

I wish the maths exam hadn't been so hard

[Phoenixguard09]

It wasn't.  But it was still a maths exam.  

I wish for a grape.

[debux]

You get it. But it has been peeled. *insert dramatic music, maybe even the dramatic gopher but I'm not sure*

I wish for an RTS, AoE style (hopefully in quality as well), that lets you build roads, and that they actually offer an advantage to you.

[Phoenixguard09]

You get RTW2.  Where you can build roads.  That give an advantage.  You love it.  Then it crashes.  

I wish for an RTS game, with incredible quality that lets you build roads, set in the Warhammer world, with a map that covers the breadth of the entire Warhammmer World, with supreme modability, every race in the game, and comes with a free Coke and Elf army.