Spoil a wish

[Jacos]

You become better, make an AMAZING mod, and then warband comes out and everybody stops going on yours and plays on the new warband mods.

I wish I was a god.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but KRATOS DESTROYS YOU before you can do anything meaningful.

I wish a Half-Life movie would be made.

[Jacos]

You do, and it sucks.

[Colonel_Ryan]

I wish you could wish something after your spoil.

[Jacos]

I make a wish, after forgetting to, but it's a really boring one.

I wish I had Star Wars Battlefront 2

[lordryan756]

You get your wish, but soon find out that it only has 7 levels, and get bored doing it over and over.

I wish I could get some money

[Jubal]

You get some monopoly money.

I wish there were some more people on this forum.

[Gmd]

Granted, IM BACK then you remember im annoying.....

I wish my history exam to be easy.

[lordryan756]

It's so easy, you didn't even study for the questions, and failed.

I wish I could be a Genius

[Gmd]

(this thread must be reawakened!!!!!) your brain explodes

i wish sandford would post here next

[Phoenixguard09]

He's been assimilated into my consciousness.  Therefore granted but its me.  

I wish for a toasted cheese sandwich.

[Gmd]

i make you one but i cant cook so enjoy your cheesey burnt sandwhich remains

i wish for a yaaaaalanaaaaaa!  

[Phoenixguard09]

You get it.  Whatever it is I get a better one.  You immediately feel sad about the awesomeness of my yaaaaalanaaaaaa!  

I wish for new smileys.

[Gmd]

granted:

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O RLY?


But the man killed the bunnie

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i wish for no general studies boring exam

[Phoenixguard09]

Granted.  

But then you are flattened by a skittish horse drawing a cart and realise just as you die, "It's general knowledge that horses are jumpy around cars. The dude who drove this thing to school today would have known that had he studied for the now non-existent general knowledge exam."

I wish for a general knowledge exam.  In a horse drawn cart.