Spoil a wish

[DeepComet5581]

What's wrong with Obama ads you Republican?

Granted, see what I care...

I wish Goromous would grow up

[Goromous]

I dislike hearing the president on TV. Any president, actually..

Granted, but then he stabs you with a pitchfork.

I wish Boy ninja didn't take things so seriously.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but becoming more playful means that I get on your nerves so much until you become shallow and bitter.

I wish I do average in my exam tomorrow.

[Jubal]

You do average. You get the average grade for the country.
Sadly, this turns out to be a fail.

I wish I was more sane.

[stormcloud]

You become more sane, gratz on becoming Mr Bland 2010 though 2132
yep dull past death, even the grass on your grave seems drained by your dullness and you only lose the title as that is the year the robots take over

I wish I could write a good CV

[DeepComet5581]

Jubal - I live in England you dunce. The average is C.

stormcloud - Granted, but the interviewer thinks its a fake and doesn't give you a job. OVERKILL

Building on an earlier wish, I wish to go out with a good-looking FEMALE rock-star.

[stormcloud]

yeah she turns out to be lesbian, you turned her your that rubbish


I wish I had a more interesting life to write a CV about

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but everytime you try and print it out it catches fire spontaneously.

I wish stormcloud would stop spoiling MY wishes.

[stormcloud]

noboy else can match my wish killing capabilities, this thead dies

I wish boyninja would put more effort into spoiling wishes

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but my wish-killing is so harsh that it makes you cry your eyes out in front of all your friends, who then see you as a big baby and beat you up, leaving you crippled.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?!

I wish UKIP win the 2010 election.

[stormcloud]

haha I just googled them to make sure that I got the right people

Libertarian, non-racist party seeking Britain's withdrawal from the European Union. Includes manifesto, campaign news, links and a section devoted to ...

I don't object to most of their policies, apart from EU separation, then we can't go to france for cheap booze annnd we miss out on the mazzive trade and tourism benefits. But that's for the restaurant.

ok theen, they only win because the neuclear winter has killed of the rest of the parties, and most of the people on earth

I wish theists would stfu

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, i hate religion...

The EU is destroying Britain. So many of our laws are overruled by the EU's, and they have the power to make new laws for us, and I don't want that kind of interference. We did perfectly alright for 800 years without the EU. We can trade with them without being in a union. Also, if we left the union, Eastern Europeans from countries that have just joined the EU will stop coming over here, nicking our jobs and our money.

I wish all the oil runs out so that Opec dies in a hole.

[CN2]

There are so many ways this can be runined... But I shall just go with the traditional one. All the oil runs out and riots streak the land in order to gather the remaining supplies. War breaks out, and a nuke is launched, then another, until the world is naught but ash.

I wish for my music to be back on my iTunes.

[stormcloud]

Your music is back on iTunes, the problem is it is your music, it's a compilation of songs you have sung while in the bathroom.

I wish for a new PC

[lordryan756]

Granted, but when it is delivered, you find out it is a 1/2 ton machine, that only does math.

I wish I was better at Mods and/or Scripts