Spoil a wish

[Goromous]

Granted. They come back, but they spam underaged porn, and the site gets shut down.


Wishes I had one dollar for every time I got hit in the head with a javelin on M&B

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you die from the first one and are unable to collect your total of

[Goromous]

Granted, but stormcloud did it instead.

I wish boyninja would point out when I posted such sick things.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted.

GOROMOUS IS A SICK PERVERT AND WE SHOULD ALL RIDICULE HIM FOR IT AND THROW THINGS AT HIM IN PUBLIC!!

I wish Goromous would stop digging himself a massive hole to fall in.

[stormcloud]

granted but he isn't digging a hole for himself, he actually turns out to be tunneling under you, you fall in with him and he does nasty things to you.

I WISH I HAD TURNED OVER THE FORMULA SHEET IN MY EXAM TODAY, I MISSED OUT 3 QUESTIONS BECAUSE I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EQUATIONS. GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M A FOOOOOL

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but someone had doodled over the formulae beforehand, so you aren't helped at all and your brain explodes.

I wish that I had at least one romantic opportunity with a girl that did not involve me picking up the pieces after they've split up with their boyfriend.

[stormcloud]

You get that romantic opportunity, with a girl you find completely hideous, you really shouldn't do silly wagers

I wish that I could come up with a less tedious method of revising

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but with all the revision you do, you neglect your friends and family, who shun you.

I wish College wasn't so damn boring

[stormcloud]

Granted, now you do soft subjects, so don't learn anything useful and essentially waste time and money

I wish I could manipulate the rate at which time passes

[DeepComet5581]

I don't actually pay for College, its FREE!
Thats the English education system for you.

Granted, but you do that classic 'changing the future' thing and get so depressed you kill yourself.

I wish I could cheat on internet games.

[stormcloud]

A) yeah you don't spend money on it, but you could be working

B) on with wish killing
You can cheat now, but all games quickly loose their appeal

I wish I could get electricity and magnetism as a whole

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you attract sharp metal objects which stab, and then you electrify then and electrocute yourself!

I wish I could go out with a godd-looking Rock Star!

[stormcloud]

You get a date with a godd looking male rock star
rock star is defined as good at rock band
godd is defined as not a real word

I wish for an awesome 7.1 surround system in the house I'm at next year

[DeepComet5581]

probably should have specified a FEMALE rock star.

Granted, but the sound is so loud that it deafens you, then the Police come round and beat you for disturbing the peace.

I wish every single chav would go die.

[Goromous]

Granted, but they take you with them.

Chav suicide run!

I wish I would break my leg.

Twist that, bi*ch.

xD

Just kidding.