Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

You get it, the title of PERMABANNED!

I wish my Uni bed was comfortable

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but it is so comfortable that you fall into a coma.

I wish Darkstar got permabanned somehow

[Darkstar707]

To a wish you said before: Granted, I change your title to "The kid ninja, fighter of playground bullies. Huzzah!"

you can change that in your profile by the way.. so...
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Granted, I get permabanned. But then you also get permabanned. A CIS investigation starts and finds me innocent of all crimes while you are convicted and sent to jail. I get 100000000 $ in a law suit for precious lost time. I win.



I wish I could fly.

[DeepComet5581]

Like Gmd, you take off as soon as a plane does and get minced in the engine.

I wish for a better house

[stormcloud]

You can fly, you get caught by scientists and examine you for the rest of your life (keywords: anal probing)

I wish for a refund on my accommodation

[Darkstar707]

You can fly, you get caught by scientists and examine you for the rest of your life (keywords: anal probing)

I wish for a refund on my accommodation

hehehehe

Granted, you get a refund of $1, be more precise next time.

I wish to have 10000 cookies.

[DeepComet5581]

granted, but they crush you and kill you.

I wish for more partying.

[stormcloud]

Party yourself to death whydontya?

I wish I could actually get my posts in the right place

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you manage to piss of Jubal somehow and get permabanned.

I wish other people would wish for me

[Darkstar707]

Party yourself to death whydontya?

I wish I could actually get my posts in the right place

Granted.. uh.... yeah..


I wish I had a hot girl sitting right next to me flirting with me.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but she turns out teh be your long-lost sister

[DeepComet5581]

I really cant think of any more wishes now

[Darkstar707]

Granted, but she turns out teh be your long-lost sister

Wow. I seriously just watched a movie all about that.

It was kinda cool. Had some black dude smoking weed and getting canned for 2 days and he had no legs.

Weird, awesome movie.

[DeepComet5581]

Same happens in Star Wars (sort of)

[stormcloud]

I wish that I could find a job that would interest me