Spoil a wish

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you get owned in 0.0000000237 seconds!

I wish for better friends

[Darkstar707]

Granted, they never leave you alone, they are there every minute of the day. They might have even been their during your honeymoon, you thought you heard something in the bushes. You think you are going insane.

I wish I had a free 12 month Gold subscribed to xbox live.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but your XBOX blows up in your face when you first turn it on, BURNING your face! To add insult to a bad injury you then have to pay to get your XBOX repaired.

I wish for

[Gmd]

you get

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you take off when a plane does and get sucked into the engine and minced.

I wish for more MINIONS!

[Gmd]

granted, eer then i make jubal delete it (i atually granted ure wish lol)

i wish i had more minions!

[DeepComet5581]

Done.

I wish this topic would end

[Gmd]

lol thanks

i does end but i just make a new topic exactly the same

i wish my staff post wouldnt end  

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but a virus enters the forums that affects staff computers and yours blows up!

I wish for a super mega ultra anti-virus programe

[Gmd]

done but...... life gets boring without the viruses and u kill yourself

i wish i wasnt as bored as this guy:  :ball:

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but the excitement gives you a cardiac and U DIE!

I wish for superpowers

[Gmd]

you get them but you get to many super powers u end up like peter petrelli in heroes and explode!


i wish i  could travel in time

[DeepComet5581]

I like Heroes!

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Granted, but you travel back to the time of the dinosaurs and get eaten.

I cant think of any more wishes

[stormcloud]

You fail epicly

I wish that a whole three stories of delicious cake would be delivered to uni halls in celebration of us returning.

Because we are that epic

[DeepComet5581]

granted, but one of the other students bumps into it and it falls on you.

I wish I had some fancy title on this forum