Spoil a wish

[DeepComet5581]

And once you do the entire criteria and writing structure for your essay will change.


I wish to star in my own sitcom.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, you star as the boy ninja, wearing a g string and no shirt while selflessly fighting crimes against animals.

I wish to purge the virus on my compy.

[Ashanorath]

You purge the virus but accidentally, you also purge everything else on your hard drive too. You decide you that you can reinstall windows on your own, but you fail and burn down your whole PC.

I wish for more members on Exilian.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, you get a influx of banned taleworlds members.

(I almost did delete my hard drive due to a mistake, thankfully my computer finesse saved me)

I wish for faster shipping from half.com.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but when you get the package, it will turn out to be a nice g-string and floral dress.

I wish that Darkstar falls down his stairs.

[Ashanorath]

Darkstar falls down the stairs but he falls directly on you. He ends up with no injuries, while you break both of your legs.

I wish it was June already

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but it turns out to be so hot that you seriously burn yourself all over and can't go out for 6 months.

I wish for the ability to think of more wishes.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, but the internet explodes due to the excess of wishes. Along with your computer. You die.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse to happen.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but they all go after you, kill you and then disappear.

I wish for a better PC.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, but you get one with linux on it. You can't use 99.99999% of programs properly now. GG.

I wish for this topic to die, never to be revived, ever.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted.
Lock please Jubal!
This topic will then come back from the dead to haunt you and drive you mad!!

I wish that more people used this forum at any one time.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, they all begin talking about how much you spam.

I wish that there were 021203201 hour days so I could play left 4 dead more.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but the lack of sleep sends you insane and you kill youself.

I wish Pentagathus would f*** off and die.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, he revives himself, becomes the "Ubariffic Lich Kang" and starts to slaughter small rodents. Good job.

I wish I had xbox live free (hehe)

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but it turns out to be pirated and the Police come round and shoot you with Tasers. Lol.

I wish my internet connection wasn't so f***ed up.