Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 260492 times)

stormcloud · « **Reply #480 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:20:50 PM »

It just dies instead, so you have no internet connection to be f**ked up

I wish for flying monkey servants

Darkstar707 · « **Reply #481 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:04:03 AM »

Granted, they begin to try to have gay intercourse with you. You wake up everynight with monkeys trying to get into your "pear trees". Sad.

I wish for Apple to die a slow painful corporate death.

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #482 on:** April 28, 2009, 04:57:36 PM »

Granted, but... um... can't think of anything. Apple deserve to die.

I wish for a decent car.

Gmd · « **Reply #483 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:43:36 PM »

you get a decent car but u crash it in seconds

sad...

i wish there was n o such thing as exams!

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #484 on:** April 28, 2009, 10:26:43 PM »

Granted, but you fail to get an education, don't get a job, go mad and go on a killing spree across the town/city you live in, then the Police turn up...
I've taken that too far.

I wish to be a stand-up comedian.

stormcloud · « **Reply #485 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:25:34 PM »

you get heckled into oblivion

I wish mode of vibration where more intresting to write about

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #486 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:08:21 PM »

Granted, but you write so much that your hands get permanent writer's cramp and you spend the rest of your life in agony.

I wish for a girlfriend

Darkstar707 · « **Reply #487 on:** May 01, 2009, 07:31:55 AM »

Granted, good luck with the child support. *tsk* *tsk* (meh, I just had to..)

I wish for a darker shade of green for my user group.

Gmd · « **Reply #488 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:49:06 PM »

eer definatly granted becuse dark green owns!!! it so sad to spoil that wish, but as i have to :'( soz
it becomes 2 dark is turns black! i have green pluses in my name haha! lol

i wish we could invent a teleportation device!

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #489 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:52:00 PM »

Granted, but the classic teleporter problems happens and you merge with a FISH to become some weird monster/mutant!

I wish for more posts.

stormcloud · « **Reply #490 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:39:44 PM »

You get more posts by spamming, I smash you with the banhammer

I wish people would stop worrying about swine flu, more people die every day from terrorism, prejudice and tyrannical dictators

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #491 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:28:18 PM »

Granted, but the lack of worry means that swine flu spreads without us knowing and brings the world to a halt. IT'S KILLED PEOPLE, FEAR IT!!! Joke.

I wish that this sh***y recession would end.

Darkstar707 · « **Reply #492 on:** May 02, 2009, 03:47:40 AM »

Quote from: "Boyninja616"

Granted, but the lack of worry means that swine flu spreads without us knowing and brings the world to a halt. IT'S KILLED PEOPLE, FEAR IT!!! Joke.

I wish that this sh***y recession would end.

Granted, it never started.

I wish for swine flu.

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #493 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:51:59 AM »

Granted, but the infection is so bad that you are overwhelmed and become a zombie!!

I wish for more sun.

Darkstar707 · « **Reply #494 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:07:10 PM »

Granted, you get a suntan that burns your body, particularly your lower abdomen. You are sterile. Nice job.

Is becoming a zombie BAD?
I wish to become a "hunter" from l4d.

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