Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

It just dies instead, so you have no internet connection to be f**ked up

I wish for flying monkey servants

[Darkstar707]

Granted, they begin to try to have gay intercourse with you. You wake up everynight with monkeys trying to get into your "pear trees". Sad.

I wish for Apple to die a slow painful corporate death.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but... um... can't think of anything. Apple deserve to die.

I wish for a decent car.

[Gmd]

you get a decent car but u crash it in seconds   sad...

i wish there was n o such thing as exams!

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you fail to get an education, don't get a job, go mad and go on a killing spree across the town/city you live in, then the Police turn up...
I've taken that too far.

I wish to be a stand-up comedian.

[stormcloud]

you get heckled into oblivion

I wish mode of vibration where more intresting to write about

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but you write so much that your hands get permanent writer's cramp and you spend the rest of your life in agony.

I wish for a girlfriend

[Darkstar707]

Granted, good luck with the child support. *tsk* *tsk* (meh, I just had to..)

I wish for a darker shade of green for my user group.

[Gmd]

eer definatly granted becuse dark green owns!!! it so sad to spoil that wish, but as i have to    soz
it becomes 2 dark is turns black! i have green pluses in my name haha! lol

i wish we could invent a teleportation device!

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but the classic teleporter problems happens and you merge with a FISH to become some weird monster/mutant!

I wish for more posts.

[stormcloud]

You get more posts by spamming, I smash you with the banhammer

I wish people would stop worrying about swine flu, more people die every day from terrorism, prejudice and tyrannical dictators

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but the lack of worry means that swine flu spreads without us knowing and brings the world to a halt. IT'S KILLED PEOPLE, FEAR IT!!! Joke.

I wish that this sh***y recession would end.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, but the lack of worry means that swine flu spreads without us knowing and brings the world to a halt. IT'S KILLED PEOPLE, FEAR IT!!! Joke.

I wish that this sh***y recession would end.

Granted, it never started.  

I wish for swine flu.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but the infection is so bad that you are overwhelmed and become a zombie!!

I wish for more sun.

[Darkstar707]

Granted, you get a suntan that burns your body, particularly your lower abdomen. You are sterile. Nice job.

Is becoming a zombie BAD?
I wish to become a "hunter" from l4d.