Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263568 times)

stormcloud · « **Reply #555 on:** May 22, 2009, 08:07:06 PM »

the break is so bad you have to have it amputated, then de to complications you die of an infection

I wish for a good weekend

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #556 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:23:42 AM »

Granted, but it goes past in 3 seconds flat (Time flies when you're having fun)!

I wish someone would kill Gordon Brown.

stormcloud · « **Reply #557 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:31:18 PM »

Terrorists
In London
With a heigh yield thermonuclear device

Yeah great wish dude, killing off london

I wish I could grow wings and fly

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #558 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:25:09 PM »

Killing off London won't be that much of a loss...

I wish my PC speakers would stop PICKING UP RADIO SIGNALS WHEN I'M F***ING TYPING!

Goromous · « **Reply #559 on:** May 24, 2009, 05:17:13 PM »

Granted, but they pick up old school Micheal Jackson instead.

I wish I was as good at modeling as DJ_chisi and Sibylla.

Jubal · « **Reply #560 on:** May 24, 2009, 05:24:27 PM »

You do, but forget other skills. Such as how to use the toilet.

I wish for DOOM AND DARKNESS!

Goromous · « **Reply #561 on:** May 25, 2009, 12:51:19 AM »

Granted, but its so dark it gets light!

I wish for a cookie.

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #562 on:** May 25, 2009, 09:29:33 AM »

Granted, but it falls on your head and you slip into a coma. When you wake up, you find that your friends have eaten your cookie.

I wish that insects wouldn't come into my bloody bedroom.

stormcloud · « **Reply #563 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:04:39 PM »

they fill the rest of your house
AND YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY WISH
hence
I wish I could grow wings and fly

Goromous · « **Reply #564 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:31:20 PM »

Granted, but someone mistakes you for an alien, and shoots your ass down

I wish I had a really big piece of toast. Mmm..

stormcloud · « **Reply #565 on:** May 25, 2009, 09:42:07 PM »

You have a huge piece of very stale toast, nothing on it, and the crumbs are getting everywhere ants come along
it's all a big kerfuffle over some toast that you really cant eat

I wish for separation of church and state

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #566 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:50:52 AM »

Granted, but religious extremists hunt you down and put an end to your wish-making.

I wish for a mini-fridge in my room

stormcloud · « **Reply #567 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:50:44 PM »

ok then, a BROKEN mini fridge

I wish for faster delivery times from amazon

DeepComet5581 · « **Reply #568 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:11:24 AM »

Ok, but they accidentally deliver the wrong things to you and charge you for the postage and packaging.

I wish stupid make-up adverts on telly would go away

Goromous · « **Reply #569 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:54:06 AM »

Granted.. Buuutt... They're replaced by Obama ads.

Ouch.. That one hurt.

I have a mini fridge in my basement.. I don't really use it though. Not that lazy. :p
(My bedroom is in the basement)

I wish for one dollar and twenty eight cents. In pennies. Rusty, grimy, dirty, aids ridden pennies.

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