Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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stormcloud

the break is so bad you have to have it amputated, then de to complications you die of an infection

I wish for a good weekend

DeepComet5581

Granted, but it goes past in 3 seconds flat (Time flies when you're having fun)!

I wish someone would kill Gordon Brown.
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

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stormcloud

Terrorists
In London
With a heigh yield thermonuclear device

Yeah great wish dude, killing off london


I wish I could grow wings and fly

DeepComet5581

Killing off London won't be that much of a loss...

I wish my PC speakers would stop PICKING UP RADIO SIGNALS WHEN I'M F***ING TYPING!
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

Goromous

Granted, but they pick up old school Micheal Jackson instead.

I wish I was as good at modeling as DJ_chisi and Sibylla.

Jubal

You do, but forget other skills. Such as how to use the toilet.

I wish for DOOM AND DARKNESS!
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Goromous

Granted, but its so dark it gets light!

I wish for a cookie.

DeepComet5581

Granted, but it falls on your head and you slip into a coma. When you wake up, you find that your friends have eaten your cookie.

I wish that insects wouldn't come into my bloody bedroom.
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

stormcloud

they fill the rest of your house
AND YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY WISH
hence
I wish I could grow wings and fly

Goromous

Granted, but someone mistakes you for an alien, and shoots your ass down ;)

I wish I had a really big piece of toast. Mmm..

stormcloud

You have a huge piece of very stale toast, nothing on it, and the crumbs are getting everywhere ants come along
it's all a big kerfuffle over some toast that you really cant eat

I wish for separation of church and state

DeepComet5581

Granted, but religious extremists hunt you down and put an end to your wish-making.

I wish for a mini-fridge in my room :)
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

stormcloud

ok then, a BROKEN mini fridge

I wish for faster delivery times from amazon

DeepComet5581

Ok, but they accidentally deliver the wrong things to you and charge you for the postage and packaging.

I wish stupid make-up adverts on telly would go away
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

Goromous

Granted.. Buuutt... They're replaced by Obama ads.

Ouch.. That one hurt.

I have a mini fridge in my basement.. I don't really use it though. Not that lazy. :p
(My bedroom is in the basement)

I wish for one dollar and twenty eight cents. In pennies. Rusty, grimy, dirty, aids ridden pennies.