Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You get an Asynchronous Suicidal Imbalanced Masochistice Ostritch.

I wiash I had a pen.

[Gen_Glory]

you wiash you had a pen so you get a ruler instead


i wish people could all spell

[Jubal]

They can, then they forget how to wirte in the first place.

[Gen_Glory]

you wish everyone remebered to wish

[Jubal]

I do.

I also wish for a magical fairy to give me three wishes.

[Gen_Glory]

you get them but waste then on rubbish stuff like

i wish i had a cheeseburger

[Jubal]

You get one. they failed to put gherkins in.

I wish I could go to bed.

[Gen_Glory]

thats a good thing about no gherkins....


so my wish was not spoilt!!

[Gen_Glory]

Jubal has Failed!!

[Jubal]

What? You don't like gherkins?

I'm apalled.

I wish for MORE GHERKINS!!!

[stormcloud]

you get killed by a gherkin avalanche!

I wish I didn't have a cold

[Gen_Glory]

you don't have a cold instead its BIRD FLU!!!



i wish i had lots of money

[airborne]

you get lots of money but find out that its all fake.


I wish for brothers in arms hell's highway?

[stormcloud]

You get it for the wrong console

I wish the buses weren't so bad

[Andalus]

They're not, but the trains get so bad they explode. With you on them

I wish I had all Jubal's gherkins