Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

You are carefully stacking Jubals gherkins in a lorry, to transport to your hidden gherkin shelter, when they fall and come tumbling down upon you

I wish I knew.......

[Jubal]

You know. The knowledge scars your mind.

I wish for slightly less gherkins, but still plenty?

[Gen_Glory]

you get the right amount of gherkins but then for a completely unknown reason you hate gherkins and starve to death

I wish people didnt just think of me as a good way of getting their homework right

[stormcloud]

You start getting it horribly wrong

I wish that my block had hot water in the mornings

[Gen_Glory]

it does but it comes out 80 degress!

you all die from scolding


i wish that i was a ninja :ph43r:

[stormcloud]

Pirates kill you

I wish I didn't sleep through two alarms this morning

[Gen_Glory]

you don't but then you cant get back to sleep and you die of fatigue


i wish i had a robot servant

[Andalus]

A robot gets you as its human servant.

I wish my writing and modding wasn't being squeezed out of the way by work.

[stormcloud]

You don't work so run out of money and end up as a street bum, you lose your writing and modding skills though not having access to the tools

I wish I could get a bus pass

[Andalus]

You are suddenly aged by 70 years and get an old age bus pass.

I wish I could remember

[stormcloud]

You remeber growing from a single cell, but through experimentation with drugs, [tangent] but cells have no minds, so it is more a hallucination [/tangent] you are so engrossed with it you go deeper and deeper into drug enhanced trances till you OD and die

I wish I could finish a game on Gal Civ 2

[Andalus]

till you OD and die

Heh. Outside Discussions.                                                          

You finish a game, then realise it was all a dream.

I wish I had more interesting dreams.

[stormcloud]

They become more intresting, but you can't remember them ever again, so they are wasted

I wish I knew why Gal Civ 2 keeps crashing, I have the latest version and everything

[Andalus]

You know why, but it is utterly unfixable.

I wish I knew why I am not asleep already

[stormcloud]

You know, so you now have a perfectly good reason not to sleep EVER AGAIN

I wish I had more 10am starts like tomorrow