Ban the person above you

[Tusky]

Banned for acquiescing to jubals unreasonable demands

[Glaurung]

Banned for not giving me time to post a picture of the One True Banhammer.



So pleasingly rust-free, from recent use...

[Tusky]

Banned for placing the one true banhammer on lowly bits of paper, and not fine velvets and/or silks

[Jubal]

Banned for undervaluing paper, which is great.

[Tusky]

Is it great that I undervalued paper? Or is paper great?

Banned for lack of clarity.

[Glaurung]

Banned for unwillingness to appreciate constructive ambiguity.

[Jubal]

Banned for breaking my ambiguity about whether I was being constructively ambiguous.

[Tusky]

Banned for having 29300 posts on this forum (at time of writing). 30000 would be far more pleasing.

[Glaurung]

Banned for not appreciating the particular mathematical beauty of 2² x 5² x 293.

[Jubal]

Banned for giving an exemplar that does not update according to my current post count.

[Glaurung]

Banned for failing to provide a mechanism for one member's posts to auto-update based on another member's post-count.

[Jubal]

Banned for proposing more technical mechanisms when I don't have the time to make them

[Tusky]

Banned because it is Thursday

[Jubal]

Banned because it is still Thursday

[Glaurung]

Banned for not living in a timezone where Thursday ends between 12:17 UTC and 12:31 UTC.