Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for weighing in on my inalienable right to weigh in.

[Glaurung]

Banned for relying on gravity to make your point.

[Tusky]

Banned for relying on language to make your point

[Jubal]

Banned for making an anti-language post on Cyril and Methodius day! 

[Tusky]

But... it was drawing attention to language. I did it specially!

Banned for making me feel bad.

[Jubal]

I'm sorry! Banned for making me feel bad about making you feel bad

[Glaurung]

Banned because it's been six and half days since the previous post.

[Tusky]

Banned for not waiting for another half day to make a nice round number

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying that seven is a "round" number, when it's obviously angular and spiky.

[Jubal]

Banned for assuming that we're all using the latin characters for seven, when ზ is quite curly.

[Glaurung]

Banned for assuming that I'm referring to the character used for the number in any script, Latin or otherwise.

[Tusky]

I am unclear on what you meant, then. By indicating that a seven is angular and spiky, and the reason for this should be obvious, you must have been referring to the pointy latin character, otherwise how would we know what you meant?

Banned for suggesting that non-obvious things are obvious

[Glaurung]

Banned for assuming I'm being at all consistent or reliable in my reasons for banning people in this thread.

[Tusky]

Banned for obscene levity.

[Glaurung]

Banned for sober gravity.