Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for advocating meddling with the laws of time.

[Glaurung]

Banned for not advocating for a UTC+11:30 timezone, which would have had the desired effect of ending Thursday between the relevant two posts.

[Tusky]

Banned for timezone advocation

[Jubal]

Banned for suppressing free speech.

[Glaurung]

Banned because it's been much too long and the unsatiated Banhammer is becoming restless.

[Jubal]

Banned for giving in to the banhammer's demonic whisperings

[Glaurung]

Banned for not recognising when the Banhammer Must Be Obeyed.

[Jubal]

Banned because quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[Glaurung]

Banned for overlooking the "checks and balances" built into the Exilian constitution.

[Jubal]

Banned for not being sufficiently in check.

[Glaurung]

Banned because the Banhammer accepts no checks.

[Jubal]

Banned for untruths - the Banhammer is definitely secretly a massive fan of plaid.

[Tusky]

Banned for suggesting that the banhammer has secrets that it is unable to keep secret from everybody

[Jubal]

Banned for daring to suppose that the banhammer of the ancients is some mere unmysterious tool.

[Tusky]

Banned for having unregistered scales