Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for failing to account for the slightly tipsy weak nuclear force.

[Glaurung]

Banned for excluding electromagnetism.

[Jubal]

Banned so you can go sit in the ban pool with your electromagnetism, which is also banned.

[Glaurung]

Banned for electrocuting everyone in the ban pool.

[Jubal]

Banned for unfairly blaming me for the actions of natural forces.

[Glaurung]

Banned for not taking account of predictable outcomes of your actions.

[Jubal]

Banned because I don't want to be isolated in the ban pit by myself and would like company.

[Glaurung]

Banned for indecisiveness as to whether the ban area is a pit or a pool.

[Jubal]

Banned so you can go find out and report back for me

[Glaurung]

Banned because you're already in it and can find out for yourself.

[Tusky]

Banned for not accepting a ban

[Glaurung]

Banned for unnecessarily banning me when I'm already banned.

[Jubal]

Banned because there is always a deeper ban pit to ban people further into.

[Glaurung]

Banned for introducing a hierarchy of bans without referring it to the Plaza.

[Tusky]

Banned for curtain bothering