Ban the person above you

[Glaurung]

Banned because I can't ban any of the people who caused the problem.

[Tusky]

Banned for an unrelated reason

[Glaurung]

Banned for not sticking with the topic.

[Tusky]

Banned for chocolate bar favouritism

[Jubal]

Banned for oppressing people's right to have chocolate bar preferences

[Glaurung]

Banned because you reminded me I have no chocolate and cannot satisfy the cravings.

[Jubal]

Banned for failure to ensure effective supply lines for your position.

[Glaurung]

Banned for besieging me.

[Jubal]

Banned because it will make beieging you much easier.

[Tusky]

Banned for beieging forum members

[Jubal]

Banned for implying that I'm only besieging forum members. I'm an equal opportunity siege engineer thankyou very much.

[Glaurung]

Banned because this seems to be the only option available.

[Jubal]

Banned because you had the option of posting in many other threads instead of banning me.

[Glaurung]

Banned for overlooking the fact that I had posted in other threads too, AND for complaining about being banned (in a thread whose sole purpose is to ban people, no less) when you previously complained about not being banned.

[Tusky]

Banned for excessively justifying punitive measures