Ban the person above you

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying inadequate justification is acceptable.

[Jubal]

Banned for being secretly a guitar.

[Glaurung]

Banned for revealing my secret identity.

[Jubal]

Banned for concealing your identity.

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying that concealed identities are always bad.

[Jubal]

Banned for implying an extrapolation of the above post which was not implied in the original. I only said that concealing *your* identity was bad with no reference to the general case.

[Tusky]

Banned for not incorrectly using "you're" in any of the aforementioned posts

[Jubal]

Banned for likewise not incorrectly using you're in the above posts.

[Tusky]

Your right!

Banned for grievous correctness.

[Jubal]

Banned for Obi-Wan Wrongness.

[Glaurung]

Banned because I can't think of a relevant witty response.

[Tusky]

Banned for refusing to use an irrelevant reason

[Glaurung]

Banned for not recognising that my reason was irrelevant.

[Tusky]

I assume that if you would provide a response, witty or otherwise it would be to say: you are banned for [reason].

Banned for attempted banning without having a reason.

[Glaurung]

Fish! Or, banned for being insufficiently surreal.