Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for ratting us out

[Othko97]

Banned for playing the pipes and leading all the rats away.

[Jubal]

Banned because it wasn't a pipe it was an ocarina.

[Glaurung]

Banned because the thread has been quiet for too long.

[Jubal]

Banned for disturbing the thread's peaceable slumber

[Tusky]

banned for not having played the ocarina in a while

[Jubal]

Banned for not having given me a drum accompaniment to play the ocarina to.

[Glaurung]

Banned for ignoring the manifest virtues of the kazoo as a musical instrument.

[Tusky]

Banned for not busting out a mind blowing kazoo solo

[Jubal]

Banned for inciting the blowing of our minds, that stuff's highly dangerous.

[Glaurung]

Banned for the unwanted mental image.

[Tusky]

Banned, because the banhammer must not be allowed to gather dust.

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying the Mighty Banhammer cannot keep itself dust-free.

[Jubal]

Banned for implying that the Mighty Banhammer lacks full consciousness and a developed soul.

[Glaurung]

Banned because the Mighty Banhammer is all too conscious, and becoming bored of inactivity.