Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned because I am too tired for confusion.

[Glaurung]

Banned because I am tired of confusion, or confused about tiredness, or maybe just tired and confused.

[Tusky]

Banned because all of this reminds me of this song

[Glaurung]

Banned because the track is, depressingly, still relevant more than thirty years after it was released.

[Jubal]

Banned because a technicolour raccoon told me to in the name of surrealism.

[Glaurung]

Banned for listening to the technicolour raccoon.

[Jubal]

Banned for not innately trusting anything surreal enough to be plausibly from a classic BBC children's TV show.

[Glaurung]

Banned because the Mighty Banhammer was becoming bored of inactivity.

[Jubal]

Banned for consorting with a flock of demonic eldritch sparrows from the farthest reaches of deep space.

[Glaurung]

Banned for besmirching the good name of the sparrows, who, though eldritch, are definitely not demonic.

[Tusky]

Banned for not only consorting with, but actively supporting the eldritch sparrows, when the demonic eldritch chaffinches are far superior

[Glaurung]

Banned for promoting divisiveness between the various flocks of eldritch fowl.

[Jubal]

Banned for misidentifying sparrows and chaffinches as fowl when the term should really refer to members of the superorder clade Galloanserae, whilst both sparrows and chaffinches are self-evidently passerines.

[Glaurung]

Banned for rejecting the etymology of the English word "fowl", from Old English "fugol" meaning simply "bird".

[Jubal]

Banned for fowl play.