Ban the person above you

[Tusky]

Banned because I have to wait 3 months for a sofa

[Glaurung]

Banned because the Mighty Banhammer has no need of such hedonistic comforts.

[Jubal]

Banned for denying the Mighty Banhammer the hedonistic comforts that should be lavished upon its glory.

[Othko97]

Banned for trying to soften up the Mighty Banhammer in order to avoid its majestic swing.

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying the Mighty Banhammer can be softened up.

[Jubal]

Banned because hammers are fun.

[Glaurung]

Banned because the Mighty Banhammer has become twitchy after more than a week of inactivity.

[Tusky]

Banned for daring to guess the twitchiness levels of the banhammer

[Glaurung]

Banned for suggesting that the Mighty Banhammer is concerned anyone knows it's twitchy.

[Tusky]

Banned for suggesting people suggested things that they did not suggest

[Glaurung]

Banned because I am easily confused.

[Tusky]

Banned for wielding the banhammer under the influence of confusion

[Glaurung]

Banned because if I have to wait until I'm totally certain I'll never do anything (probably).

[Jubal]

Banned because there's a gap between confusion and certainty in which one can reside. In theory, probably.

[Glaurung]

Banned because I'm uncertain whether I'm confused.