Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for the previous post not using the pun "insuf-fish-ently".

[Glaurung]

Banned because somebody has to be.

[Jubal]

Banned because the hamsters told me to.

[Glaurung]

Banned for relying on what the hamsters told you.

[Jubal]

Banned for sullying the good name of the hamsters by questioning their judgement.

[Tusky]

Banned for ignoring the sullied nature of the bad name of hamsters

[Jubal]

Banned for misrepresenting my position: I'm not ignoring the sullying, I'm trying to prevent it, because it's unjust.

[Glaurung]

Banned because I am ignoring the hamsters.

[Tusky]

Banned because I am also ignoring the hamsters

[Glaurung]

Banned because I clearly can't win: people who listen to the hamsters ban me, and people who ignore the hamsters ban me.

[Jubal]

Banned because the hamsters continue to demand it.

[Glaurung]

Banned, in the hope that you will free yourself from the insatiable demands of your rodent masters.

[Othko97]

Banned for showing signs of rebellion against the hamsters.

[Jubal]

Banned for even suggesting that rebelling against the hamsters is conceptually possible.

[DeepCandle Games]

Banned for not supporting the rat republic