Spoil a wish

[Cuddly Khan]

No-one cares.

I wish for a more active Exilian.

[comrade_general]

Exilian becomes a necroposting cesspool and implodes.

I wish the spambots would die die DIE!

[Phoenixguard09]

The spambots die leaving our list of real members at a little over 20. Of which only about ten are really active.

[comrade_general]

Still better than the bloody spambots. Now make a wish.

[Phoenixguard09]

Haha I wish CG had not asked me to wish. Well demanded really.

[Cuddly Khan]

I wish for a dead frog on the roof of the Taj Mahal.

[debux]

It's removed immediately by Buddha

I wish for new cool gifs for my sig

[Jubal]

You find too many and can never put them all in. It breaks your mind with the indecision.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[debux]

You chop your head off to make it go away. Sadly, your head goes with it too.

I wish someone would make a gif outta my avatar

[Death Nade]

No-one wants to or would ever be talked into making a gif out of your avatar because they fear getting gummed by that things horrible flabby mouth.

I wish my computer could run more awesome games without going into thermal shutdown.

[debux]

You get an alien produced PC, capable of running games for the next 100 years. But it consumes so much energy that the goverment sends a tactical team to take you away and let them play too.

I wish I had more than one star

[Jubal]

You get a whole galaxy which blows your computer.

I wish I was more awake and able to improve site activity...

[debux]

You become so awake your eyeballs fall off. Your computer also blows up.

I wish I could have two avatars at the same time

[Phoenixguard09]

You get two avatars, but can't decide which one you like better.  The two avatars start to fight for your attention. The stress levels grow.  Eventually your original avatar develops a psychotic condition and grows another horrible face.  With yet another candidate for your affection, all avatars become insanely jealous. 

One day you turn on Exilian only to find the site covered in blood stains and mangled pixels as the avatars have killed each other.  You are now sad, and lack an avatar at all. In your depression, you manage not to notice the flying wombat that comes whistling down from the sky.  As the dog-sized furry creature lands on your head you realise two things. 

1: It's effing heavy.
2: This one's rabid.

Needless to say, your head is crushed, your neck snapped and you have had your face mauled off by the creature. 

I wish for a pet wombat.  Preferrably one that can fly and chew through metal. 

[debux]

I give you mine. Do I need to say what it will do?

I wish I could resize my gifs easily.