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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #450 on: April 09, 2013, 11:51:45 PM »
Definitely not.

Why is there a saw located adjacent to the toilet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #451 on: April 09, 2013, 11:54:31 PM »
Because I couldn't find the francisca.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #452 on: April 10, 2013, 12:14:29 AM »
It has been recycled and turned into a toilet plunger and 4 tin cans.

Why are toilet plungers so dangerous? 
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #453 on: April 10, 2013, 12:38:26 AM »
They just suck you in.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #454 on: April 12, 2013, 10:23:14 PM »
Because you so awesome!  ;D

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #455 on: April 13, 2013, 02:35:28 AM »
Because it so awesome :D

Why should one reach for the stars?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #456 on: April 15, 2013, 02:27:43 AM »
Because they might try to reach for you first...

Why should we strike our enemies before they strike us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #457 on: April 30, 2013, 09:46:11 PM »
Because if we struck ourselves before our enemies struck us we'd have been struck twice running.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #458 on: May 01, 2013, 12:22:20 AM »
It's less likely to kill you if it breaks. Just watch out for fire.

Is high velocity glass shrapnel really that more dangerous than a high velocity burning book?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #459 on: May 01, 2013, 05:02:13 PM »
Depends on the airspeed velocity of the unladen textbook.  ;D

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #460 on: May 01, 2013, 08:36:00 PM »
They have no hands or feet so it looks like they spend all their time rofl-ing.

What's the soup du jour?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #461 on: May 02, 2013, 03:31:09 PM »
Soup flavour.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #462 on: May 02, 2013, 09:38:34 PM »
Same thing as a flavor.

Right?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #463 on: May 03, 2013, 12:23:29 AM »
LEFT!



Centre?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #464 on: May 03, 2013, 10:44:42 AM »
Absolutely not. How could you even suggest such a ridiculous idea?

Why bubbles so awesome?
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