Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Because necrobubbles, recreated from unbubbledom, are going to doom the WORLD!

Why was Lloyd George not Irish?

[trainwreck12]

because he couldnt find the pot o' gold.

why couldnt the cat shave his face?

[Othko97]

Because he doesn't have posable thumbs.

Why does my Cravendale milk keep on disappearing?

[Dimos]

Because a flying pig steals it on daily basis!! 

What use has the Cravendale milk for the winged porky? 

[trainwreck12]

to make Cravendale milk battered onion rings.

who does piggy makes these for?

[Pentagathus]

To try and convince the flying wolves to become vegetarian.

What should I do until I have work this afternoon?

[trainwreck12]

pick your nose.

what's frank doing on the wall?

[comrade_general]

He likes the Wallflowers.

Why does Frank like $200 suits?

[trainwreck12]

they cover his prickly man boobs best.

why does CG have ticks?

[comrade_general]

Cuz he is a bovine that roves outside in cow country filth.

Why don't zebras have horns??

[trainwreck12]

they are not needed in reproduction.

why is CG so darn cool??

[comrade_general]

Air conditioning.

Can I ask a question?

[trainwreck12]

i think ur hands and fingers work

why couldnt you?

[Scarlet]

Because I was too busy with making tea.

Why are meteorites so helpful?

[Pentagathus]

Because they like to be.
Why am I home from work 6 hours early?