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Lady Grey

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #495 on: July 17, 2013, 11:27:42 AM »
With strawberry laces of course!

What's an orchid's favourite colour?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #496 on: July 17, 2013, 02:24:13 PM »
It appears to be blue, but orchids can't see it... and that makes them unhappy!!

What's the best way to produce electricity?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #497 on: July 18, 2013, 12:29:17 PM »
KITTENFUSION!

Where do the rainbows go?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #498 on: July 18, 2013, 03:56:12 PM »
Bend over and I'll show you. ;D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #499 on: July 18, 2013, 04:08:08 PM »
About 7.

Why is the monster so sad?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #500 on: July 18, 2013, 04:10:07 PM »
Someone stole his Fruity Pebbles!

Who would do such a thing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #501 on: July 18, 2013, 04:26:37 PM »
A monster, no doubt.

Why the monster that stole the monster's fruity pebbles is a monster?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #502 on: July 18, 2013, 06:17:50 PM »
Because Fruity Pebbles are SOMUCHMUNCHIESSSNOMNOMNOM.

How do they make those pebbles so fruity?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #503 on: July 18, 2013, 06:59:23 PM »
Controlled collisions of pebbles and fruitbowls :D

Why do owls snack when no one's looking?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #504 on: July 18, 2013, 07:47:22 PM »
Because when people are looking they feel shy.

Why are moles black?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #505 on: July 18, 2013, 09:44:58 PM »

Because white ones look silly ^

Why is SotK only an outline in his flat two years ago?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #506 on: July 19, 2013, 10:09:26 AM »
Because he is a mysterious lizard.

Why is the red dragon Falk the happiest looking dragon? 
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #507 on: July 20, 2013, 05:57:31 PM »
Because red is the best colour.

What is the best name for a dragon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #508 on: July 20, 2013, 10:36:41 PM »
Baby Soup :P

Why is it that profiteroles have such high standards?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #509 on: July 20, 2013, 11:46:41 PM »
To mark them out from plebbish puddings.  :P

Why are peasants awesome?
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