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Lady Grey

#495
July 17, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
With strawberry laces of course!

What's an orchid's favourite colour?

Dimos

#496
July 17, 2013, 02:24:13 PM
It appears to be blue, but orchids can't see it... and that makes them unhappy!!

What's the best way to produce electricity?
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Scarlet

#497
July 18, 2013, 12:29:17 PM
KITTENFUSION!

Where do the rainbows go?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

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comrade_general

#498
July 18, 2013, 03:56:12 PM
Bend over and I'll show you. ;D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Scarlet

#499
July 18, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
About 7.

Why is the monster so sad?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

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comrade_general

#500
July 18, 2013, 04:10:07 PM
Someone stole his Fruity Pebbles!

Who would do such a thing?

Dimos

#501
July 18, 2013, 04:26:37 PM
A monster, no doubt.

Why the monster that stole the monster's fruity pebbles is a monster?
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comrade_general

#502
July 18, 2013, 06:17:50 PM
Because Fruity Pebbles are SOMUCHMUNCHIESSSNOMNOMNOM.

How do they make those pebbles so fruity?

Lady Grey

#503
July 18, 2013, 06:59:23 PM
Controlled collisions of pebbles and fruitbowls :D

Why do owls snack when no one's looking?

Son of the King

#504
July 18, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
Because when people are looking they feel shy.

Why are moles black?

Othko97

#505
July 18, 2013, 09:44:58 PM

Because white ones look silly ^

Why is SotK only an outline in his flat two years ago?
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Lady Grey

#506
July 19, 2013, 10:09:26 AM
Because he is a mysterious lizard.

Why is the red dragon Falk the happiest looking dragon? 

Son of the King

#507
July 20, 2013, 05:57:31 PM
Because red is the best colour.

What is the best name for a dragon?

Lady Grey

#508
July 20, 2013, 10:36:41 PM
Baby Soup :P

Why is it that profiteroles have such high standards?

Jubal

#509
July 20, 2013, 11:46:41 PM
To mark them out from plebbish puddings.  :P

Why are peasants awesome?
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