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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #510 on: July 21, 2013, 07:11:48 PM »
Because they hold the secret to truly perfect vegetables.

Why do bottles of wine never last as long as you want them to?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #511 on: July 21, 2013, 07:51:17 PM »
So that you buy more.

Why haven't we bought more?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #512 on: July 21, 2013, 07:53:38 PM »
Because silly socks are silly.

Why is the chilli so tasty?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #513 on: July 21, 2013, 07:55:35 PM »
Because it was cooked by the Sock.

Why didn't the Tea warn me of a lack of wine?!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #514 on: July 21, 2013, 08:01:46 PM »
The Tea did warn you :P stubborn donkey.

Why is the ceiling never as far away as you think?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #515 on: July 21, 2013, 08:02:34 PM »
The same reason the floor isn't.

What is a muffin?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #516 on: July 21, 2013, 08:30:43 PM »
A follower of the cult of Bakery.

Which cheese is the saddest inside?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #517 on: July 21, 2013, 08:32:21 PM »
Gouda.

Which cheese tastes of feet?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #518 on: July 21, 2013, 08:34:51 PM »
La Cheese de la pieds.

What is the quickest way to attract the rare violet butterbee?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #519 on: July 21, 2013, 08:36:22 PM »
Put some red margarine on a wasp.

How fast is a speeding bullet?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #520 on: July 21, 2013, 08:40:45 PM »
Fast as a speeding bullet.

Which emotion is hiding something?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #521 on: July 21, 2013, 10:16:32 PM »
The seventh one.

What does 'meh' stand for?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #522 on: July 22, 2013, 03:41:11 AM »
Mechanical El Hussein, a secret terrorist organization...

What's a pillow withought duck feathers inside?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #523 on: July 22, 2013, 11:56:20 AM »
Nothing. A pillow without duck feathers is a lonely, empty thing...

Where is the Annual General Meeting of Honeybees being held in 2013? 

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #524 on: July 22, 2013, 05:03:31 PM »
Next to you!

How does that make you feel? :P