Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lady Grey]

Because they hold the secret to truly perfect vegetables.

Why do bottles of wine never last as long as you want them to?

[Son of the King]

So that you buy more.

Why haven't we bought more?

[Lady Grey]

Because silly socks are silly.

Why is the chilli so tasty?

[Son of the King]

Because it was cooked by the Sock.

Why didn't the Tea warn me of a lack of wine?!

[Lady Grey]

The Tea did warn you stubborn donkey.

Why is the ceiling never as far away as you think?

[Son of the King]

The same reason the floor isn't.

What is a muffin?

[Lady Grey]

A follower of the cult of Bakery.

Which cheese is the saddest inside?

[Son of the King]

Gouda.

Which cheese tastes of feet?

[Lady Grey]

La Cheese de la pieds.

What is the quickest way to attract the rare violet butterbee?

[Son of the King]

Put some red margarine on a wasp.

How fast is a speeding bullet?

[Lady Grey]

Fast as a speeding bullet.

Which emotion is hiding something?

[comrade_general]

The seventh one.

What does 'meh' stand for?

[Dimos]

Mechanical El Hussein, a secret terrorist organization...

What's a pillow withought duck feathers inside?

[Lady Grey]

Nothing. A pillow without duck feathers is a lonely, empty thing...

Where is the Annual General Meeting of Honeybees being held in 2013? 

[Son of the King]

Next to you!

How does that make you feel?