Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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Lady Grey

Like a melting strawberry ice cream cone.

Where did all the raspberries go?

Scarlet

Picked by young rabbits every one.

When will they ever learn?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

comrade_general


Lady Grey

The day the bananas shall leave the nest.

Why do the ice lollies fight back?

Scarlet

Because they have been oppressed for far too long!

Where should I go tomorrow?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Son of the King


Lady Grey

They don't work... they're alive, as alive as we are!

Why is the sky crying?

Dimos

The sky is sad because she lost her blue socks...

Where are the sky's blue socks?
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comrade_general


Scarlet

Undoubtedly.

Where have all the huggles gone? (Long time passing)
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Son of the King

They've gone to the huggle afterlife.

Why are trains stupid?

Scarlet

Their school career went woefully off track.

Why aren't Daleks cuddly?
like a bruise that would never go away, but she would cherish it for ever.

gellthîr i melethron nîn

nínim in menil

Lady Grey

Except in rare cases, any positive feelings shown towards them causes confusion, and they overheat and combust, hence their cold disposition.

Why did the donkey have to drown? :(

Cuddly Khan

Because he couldn't swim, duh.

Is time the wheel that turns or the path it leads?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Dimos

Neither! Time is TIMELESS!  :P

How can I buy a thing that does not exist in reality, yet pay with real money?
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