King of the Hill

[DeepCandle Games]

i bankrupt marvel through stock market manipulation and absorb the company!

my hill!

[Jubal]

I report you to the competition commission.

My hill.

[DeepCandle Games]

i buy a delorean, travel to your original capture of the hill at 88mph and run you over as i arrive,

my hill!

[Jubal]

The time police wipe out your section of the timeline to avoid rewriting a thread that's been going since 2010

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

but the police turn corrupt under my bribing influence and steal the hill for future me!

my hill!

[Jubal]

I call Sam Vimes.

The hill is now under the control of The Law.

[DeepCandle Games]

i travel back to another point in time, killing sarah connor, stopping the birth of jubal connor, whilst not ruining the future documentaries about a family of almost identical naming and their time crisis (based on true stories, in one timeline or another)

the hill is now mine!

[Jubal]

Alt-universe-me swaps places with main-universe-me, I return from alt-universe and steal the hill.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i target your location with mini-nukes and take over the now irradiated hill!

my hill!

[Jubal]

Cockroach hordes, come forth!

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i unleash pesticide bombs!

my hill!

[Jubal]

My roaches have tiny umbrellas

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

i mixed the pesticide with acid!

my hill!

[Jubal]

You dissolve the hill

I make a new hill.

My hill!

[DeepCandle Games]

I push you off the hill!

my hill!