King of the Hill

[Caradìlis]

I figure out how to deal with the sharp things: I throw them in your face. Now the shards are not my problem and the hill is...

My Hill!!!

[Jubal]

Welp, I have a bleedy face and am too painful and tired for this sort of thing.

Still Cara's hill.

[Caradìlis]

I am thus happily establishing my empire of solitude on the hill...

Still my hill...

[Jubal]

I sit outside looking at the hill, and then decide that maybe I don't need a hill after all. Freeing myself from worldly possessive thoughts, I begin to ascend the Buddhist scale of being.

Still Cara's hill presumably.

[Caradìlis]

I am happy to announce that this is still my hill, I throw a party...

Still my hill

[Jubal]

Yay, party! I will avoid claiming any of the hill so as to avoid having to take a share of the cooking work etc

Still Cara's party hill!

[Caradìlis]

Too few people show up to my party, and I am left with too many left-overs... Left-overs-party!!

Still my hill...

[Jubal]

The leftovers party. The leftovers talk. the leftovers... organise.

The leftovers revolt!

The leftovers' hill!

[Caradìlis]

I eat the left-overs...

My hill!

[Tusky]

I finally recover from from the terrible startling I was given, and covet the leftover free hill.

With a whistle I summon an army of tiny top hat wearing mammoths. It storms towards the hill and flows over it like a river, carrying away all in their path.

My hill.

[Jubal]

Keith the horse riding juggler and the lonely trapeze artist arrive from the Fortunately, Unfortunately thread with dreams of conquest. They amaze the top hatted mammoths with their skills, but appal them with their circus aesthetics which do not match the dapper little mammoths' approach to life. They flee from the gaudy colours into the middle distance.

Keith the horse riding juggler's hill!

[Caradìlis]

I sent Keith and the circus flying over a cliff a few minutes ago...

My hill

[Jubal]

WIBULNIBS EVERYWHERE

THE HILL OF THE WIBULNIBS
NO MARCUSES ALLOWED

[Caradìlis]

I am not a Marcus. I convince the Wibulnibs to trust me. The Wibulnibs work for me now.

Queen of the Hill

[Jubal]

Controversial!

I stay out of the wibulnib wars. They have passed my by now: I am a veteran and I have the scars... D:

I guess your hill still?