Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, I think the fresh spring water. At least I can't think of anything to use a large amount of salt water for, except maybe fill a pool and pretend it's the sea?

Would you rather have the ability to change your voice to megaphone-volume at will, or to perfectly imitate any voice or sound?

[Jubal]

I can't think of anything to use a large amount of salt water for

Making large amounts of concrete? Being like that Dwarf from Klagenfurt and vengefully flooding the homes of the sinful? Making a salllamaer ocean on Mars just because you can? Driving around in a constantly waterwheel powered vehicle? Various options

Ooh, both of those are useful, but I think perfect imitation is too good to pass up. Especially as I can do other sounds: I could do multitrack instrumentals for my songs just by singing the violin lines or whatever, that'd be amazing! And I could voice-act a whole cast for something if I wanted to which would solve a bunch of issues.

Would you rather red shift or blue shift?

[The Seamstress]

Okay I can see it now.    Waterwheel power wouldn't be that bad actually!


Red shift? Just because I like red shades of colour a little more than blue...

A great-great-great-uncle you never knew makes you his heir surprisingly, but you have to choose one of the following, the other goes to animal welfare: Accept the mysterious 400 years old mansion in a remote forest area, or the locked storage unit which hadn't been opened in decades so no one knows what's in there?

[Jubal]

I think I go for the mansion? Higher guaranteed value, and when else am I going to get on the property ladder?

Would you rather have to wear an eyepatch at least three days a week despite not needing one, or have slightly poorer eyesight requiring thick glasses but be able to use both eyes?

[The Seamstress]

I already wear glasses 99% of the time, so I wouldn't mind the slightly poorer eyesight, I guess. The patch would probably be more irritating.

Cold pizza at midnight or cold pizza for breakfast?

[Jubal]

Ooft, difficult and probably depends on timings of alcohol consumption, which I think I just assume is involved if I'm making cold pizza choices of this kind. I guess breakfast hangover cold pizza somehow feels better in my head, I don't know.

Graptolites or belemnites?

[The Seamstress]

So I googled pictures and... eww, I'd rather not. But the thread demands an answer, so: belemnites. They look less creepy.

Hang out with a troll or with a goat?

[Jubal]

A troll, in that if I want to hang out with goats that's more likely to happen some other time. Unless it's like an internet troll in which case I pick the goat.

Water purifier or air purifier?

[The Seamstress]

Luckily we have good quality tap water here, so the air purifier. Air purifiers everywhere! (If only.)

Brown bread or bread rolls?

[Jubal]

Bread rolls

Guitar string or silly string?

[The Seamstress]

Silly string is that foamy stuff from a spraying can, right? Well, nope. I hated those even as a kid. So the guitar string it is.

Mint or fruit bubble gum?

[Jubal]

Ew, neither, bubble gum makes me feel profoundly ill, though mint if I'm forced to choose.

Ham or salami?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on the type, but generally, salami.

Thunderstorm or blizzard?

[Jubal]

Blizzard. Snow day potential afterwards!

Mug or teacup?

[The Seamstress]

Mug.

Lemon or orange?