Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Well, they look shy to me, that's why.


I haven't read either of the plays so I'm not sure which one I'd rather write a sequel to, maybe I'd go for "Yet Further Ado About Nothing"?

Write a radio drama or a movie plot?

[Jubal]

Radio drama because I might then get it made.


The government has a tax windfall. More money on healthcare or education?

[The Seamstress]

Uh, tough decision, both would need a lot more attention and funding imho. But I'd say healthcare.

Win a lifetime supply of Haribo gold bears or a lifetime supply of Mozartkugeln?

[Jubal]

Mozartkugeln, never been a big fan of gelatin-y sweets

Lifetime supply of brie or of grape juice?

[The Seamstress]

Hm... I like both, so it's 50:50? I think I take the grape juice to help me stay hydrated.

Time-travel and meet your great-great-great-great-grandparents or one historical person you're most interested in?

[Jubal]

I think I have to do interview work as a historian.

Headache or sore throat?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, not sure. Maybe headache so I can take meds to make it go away? A sore throat tends to be more persistent in my experience.

Chicken broth or risotto?

[Jubal]

Risotto, I'm not a huge broths/stews/soups person (though I will eat them perfectly happily). Rice dishes are conversely very much my thing.

Sand worms or fire slugs?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know... maybe fire slugs? Can I train them to burn trash or something?

Read an eerily shimmering message in a bottle you found on the beach and follow its instructions to summon a sea creature, or go to a spooky house at night to find a mysterious magic item guarded by a zombie rat?

[Jubal]

Oh, eerie sea creature summons. I'd get to go to the sea! I miss the sea.


Among the instruments of primordial physics, The Ocarina of Time is already taken: so will you pick the Banjulele of Gravity or the Helicon of Supersymmetry?

[The Seamstress]

The Banjulele of Gravity. Things need to stay on the ground.

You're a medieval ruler! Commission the building of a church & monastery, or be patron of a bunch of bards whose reputation is questionable at best?

[Jubal]

You know full well I cannot reject my fellow bards, questionable or otherwise. 


Owls or Bears?

[The Seamstress]

Bears, though they'd eat me so I admire them from afar.

Be able to transform into an ant, or into a mammoth?

[Jubal]

Mammoth. I would be too scared of being squished as an ant.

Be able to transform into a hawfinch or a chameleon?