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[Jubal]

The reasons are recorded in the poem by noted Viking skald A.A. Milne, who wrote:
When I was One, I had just begun.
When I was Two, I was nearly new.
When I was Three I was hardly me.
When I was Four, I was not much more.
When I was Five, I was just alive.
But now I am Six, I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever.

So when the VI-kings got to six they decided it was a clever number and stopped.

What's another major historical phenomenon that can be explained with reference to A.A. Milne?

[The Seamstress]

Honey.

What happens when you mix salt and sugar with alien goo?

[Jubal]

Pulchritude!

Why don't llamas do more slam poetry?

[The Seamstress]

They're called llamas, not sllamas.

Will anyone ever be able to guess my greatest secret?

[Jubal]

Yes, but it'll be a small bromeliad frog living in a rainforest who, possessing oracular powers but also minimal knowledge of what the world looks like outside tiny ponds held in the leaf-cups of epiphytic flowers, will rather lack the context for the secret and thus think nothing of it.

When will the light return?

[The Seamstress]

Tomorrow at dawn.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

[Jubal]

Sing it, it's a good song.


How would my life be different if I was a Witcher?

[The Seamstress]

It would be a lot more magical, I suppose. But you might be plagued by Cosmic Wisdom And Knowledge Beyond The Mortal Realm, so I'm not sure if it would be much fun.

Who am I?

[Jubal]

You are needle-flight and word-jumble and friend-of-buns and a good bean


What would internet Nimbies look like?

[The Seamstress]

Didn't know the word "nimbies"... so it's the plural of "nimby", right? "Not in my back yard" people. Interesting.
The internet has no back yards afaik, so I can't answer that, unfortunately.

If the internet has no back yards, does it have front yards?

(Also, why am I word-jumble? lol)