Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Italy.

Pizza: salami or arugula?

[Jubal]

Arugula is what I feel like today

Georgian or Armenian?

[The Seamstress]

Georgian.

Brown bread or white bread?

[Jubal]

White bread

The last breath of an old man or or the first tears of a newborn child?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know, what's going to happen or what am I supposed to do with that? I think the old guy though, crying babies are loud.

Grow two additional legs or a second head?

[Jubal]

Two more legs, I don't need more ways to argue with myself!


Champagne flute or woodwind flute?

[The Seamstress]

Woodwind.

Fungi or lichen?

[Jubal]

Lichen


Be banned from wearing socks or banned from wearing any garment with sleeves?

[The Seamstress]

Ugh I don't know what's worse... I think no socks would probably work better for me though since I'm at home most of the time anyway (barefoot!).

Be transformed into a tiger or a lion?

[Jubal]

Lion, I'd like to have a mane.

Be transformed into an aardwolf or a caracal?

[The Seamstress]

Caracal. Those ears!

Learn a new language or a new craft?

[Jubal]

New language. I'm quite good at learning new crafts anyway, but I'm so, so bad with languages


Mkhedruli or Tengwar?

[The Seamstress]

Both look really pretty, but I'm more in fantasy mood, so I'll say Tengwar.

Broccoli or cabbage?

[Jubal]

Cabbage

Disgusting outdated habit decision: taking snuff or chewing tobacco?

[The Seamstress]

I think the chewing is less yucky, so that.

You run into wibulnibs on your way to work! They don't attack but follow you to your office. Introduce them to your colleagues or chase them away?