Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Well I think I'd look after the goat and make sure your ashes are properly taken care of. Unless the dragon's still there, in which case I think I just take the goat and run.

A benevolent necromancer brings you back from dragon annihilation, but they're inexperienced and can only offer you one of two options: come back as a hamster with human intelligence or as a human with hamster intelligence?

[Jubal]

Hamster with human intelligence. I am my thoughts much more than my not being a hamster. Though I'd be rather restricted in what I could do as one

(I could become a motivational squeaker)

Doves (people who don't want to go to war) or doves (actual pigeon-like birds)?

[The Seamstress]

Anti-war anything has my support, but as a socially awkward recluse I think I prefer the company of pigeons.

Homemade food or fancy restaurant food?

[Jubal]

Homemade food

Bricks or cement?

[The Seamstress]

Bricks.

Knit/crocheted blanket or quilted blanket?

[Tusky]

I have a knitted blanket I am quite fond of - so will pick that.

Swings or slide?

[The Seamstress]

Swings.

Rainy day or sunny day?

[Jubal]

Rain in general, I think, though today I'd sort of like more sun

Clematises or Columbines?

[The Seamstress]

Clematises I think? They're pretty.

Increase your HP or magic abilities?

[Jubal]

Hm, depends by how much. My magic abilities are currently zero so a percent increase would be useless and a static increase that just let me, I dunno, make my fingers go sparkly would also be less useful than being healthier. On the other hand, if it's a big increase then magic.

Pangolins or pangolouts?

[The Seamstress]

   

Forest-themed or medieval-castle-themed remodel of your flat?

[Jubal]

Whichever will get my decking fixed. Possibly the castle one so I can have my decking out the back made of stone, ensuring it won't rot finally.

C18th Habsburg Palace remodel of your dwelling or C2nd Roman Villa remodel of your dwelling?

[The Seamstress]

Hm.. The Habsburg thing would be a bit much I guess, so maybe the Roman villa? But I'd like my own non-Roman furniture.

Be a weaver or a beaver?

[Jubal]

weaver, it sounds a cool skill

Have a quarrel (an argument) or have a quarrel (from a crossbow)?

[The Seamstress]

I'd prefer not to argument-quarrel, so I guess I get a crossbow-quarrel.

Legally change your name to Hobbert Hobbitson or to Orkward The Ornamental Ork?