Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

When the Goddess of All Cheeses rises to Her full glory. Eat cheese and pray, foolish mortals.

Why did I forget to buy ice cream?

[Jubal]

Because it isn't cheese

Why do so few computer games let you make all the different kinds of cheese in the world? I want ingame brunost!

[The Seamstress]

You cannot make all the cheeses! Only the Goddess of All Cheeses, Godmother of Cheese, in Her endless wisdom can make all the cheeses! Either that or it's a conspiracy involving the Cheese Mafia. Anyway, it's really strange.

Why is this forum obsessed with cheese?

[Jubal]

...it's cheese.

Why is this forum not especially obsessed with baklava?

[The Seamstress]

Because it isn't cheese.

Where will this cheese obsession lead??

[Jubal]

To... the cheese?

What does the MIGHTY MUSHROOM OF MUNDIFRON think about cheese?

[Tusky]

I was going to come up with a great joke-y answer to that, but on second thought I don't think I will. It's a little too cheesy

What does the MIGHTY MUSHROOM OF MUNDIFRON think about jokes?

[Jubal]

It finds them quite funn-gi

What does the MIGHTY MUSHROOM OF MUNDIFRON think about wallabies?