Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for not hearing and saying anyway

[Tusky]

Banned for remembering the forbidden haiku

[Jubal]

Banned for suppressing
Poems in a futile way;
The haiku sees all

[Son of the King]

Banned because the banhammer needed dusting off, its been over two years.

[Jubal]

Banned for having let the banhammer get dusty.

[Son of the King]

Banned for your part in the same crime.

[Jubal]

Banned for not anticipating the obvious defence that as the last poster before the hiatus I was the only one not responsible per the rules of this game.

[Son of the King]

FInd a reason why the previous person should be banned. Make your reasons as stupis, inflammatory, and outrageous a you want (within reason guys though).

I see no rule against banning yourself  .

Banned for false allegations of my lack of antticipation.

[Jubal]

But if I am doing something bad enough to be banned, I should not be allowed to have a banhammer, so I cannot ban myself: but if I am allowed to have a banhammer, I must be upstanding enough to use the banhammer, so I can't ban myself with it.

...banned for trying to lure me into a paradox.

[Tusky]

Banned for being indifferent to a woodlouse

[Jubal]

Banned for being different to a woodlouse

[Son of the King]

Banned for being so selective about insects

[Jubal]

Banned for incorrectly identifying a woodlouse as an insect: they're isopods!