Spoil a wish

[lordryan756]

You catch a juicy sweet fish, but it turns out that the taste of the juicy sweetness is due to poison and thusly die.

I wish to be to the Immortal RULER OF THE COSMOS1!!@212@1@#!!!!

[debux]

But in a fit of rage, you destroy all Cosmos. You wish you would have wished that only you had the power of deciding when you die, as now you shall pass eternity in nothing at all.

I wish for a glass of iced tea

[Jubal]

You get it, but it's nothing but ice. So you can't drink it, what with it being solid.

I wish for sleep.

[Gen_Glory]

you get it but only wake up 100 years later after being molested by your handsome prince (original story of sleeping beauty)

I wish for Ocarina of Time on 3DS to be released sooner

[debux]

You get it. But it gets the award of buggiest and most unplayable game of the century. That's what happens when you don't wait enough

I wish that the earth rotated slower

[Captain Carthage]

Days become too hot and nights become too cold. Everyone dies.

I wish I could meet you guys in person.

[lordryan756]

You do, but it turns out that we are all aliens from some far-off galaxy, thusly, we proceed to eat your brain (or what's left of it )

I wish I could think of something productive to do =/

[Gen_Glory]

you do and realise you've been wasting your time on the internet and never return

I wish GW would stop treating its customers like idiots

[debux]

But then they start loving you... too much. They stalk you, making life unbearable.

I wish I knew what GW was

[Jubal]

It's Games Workshop, creatrs of Warhammer. And I've told you so now I have to kill you.

I wish we had moar activity.

[debux]

You get it. But people get unhappy because of your despotic rule and take away your internets 

I wish I found my gif of that dancing asian guy again

[Phoenixguard09]

You get it.  Punishment enough really.  

I wish for a DJ cat, like Debux's.

[Cuddly Khan]

Too bad. It's impossible in RL.

I wish for more Reputation Power.

[Captain Carthage]

I've given it to you. You realize it is hollow and meaningless.

I wish mark would stop necroing.

[debux]

He stops. But he also stops coming

I wish I hadn't almost forgotten to give a wish