Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

it's better but still not good enough to keep the thread alive

I wish I could remeber where I put my earphones

[Andalus]

You remember that you left them in the cat's food dish. That is probably why its making that funny noise...

I wish I wasn't feeling so light-headed.

[CN2]

You get to haevy headed and go top heavy and die.

[Goldyrulz]

you wish you had posted a wish (again)

[CN2]

Dang why do I keep forgeting, thats the best bit...

I wish I didnt have french tomorrow.

[Gen_Glory]

you don't but have Gujerati instead

i wish mafia was getting along quicker

[stormcloud]

It goes along so fast you miss it

I wish there wasn't a street lamp outside my bloody window

[Andalus]

It is moved so it is outside your door instead.

I wish I wasn't such a slow worker

[stormcloud]

you work so fat the friction causes a fire in which you die

I wish myself luck

[Gmd]

you get luck but you get so lucky every1 hates you and kills you

i wish i was at least number 5 in the top 10 posters

[CN2]

You are no 5, but its only out of 5.

I wish the mafia was going quicker too.

[Gmd]

nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo not out of 5!

u forgot to  make a wish?

[CN2]

I wish you saw my other wish

[Gmd]

eerr i do see it but it is really bad so u kill yourself

i wish for cheese!

[CN2]

You get a little crumb and starve.

I ish I was going to Dinsneyland now instead of christmas.