Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

you do and your plane crashes into an orphanage killing all on board and every poor child one the ground, everybody at the crash site is dead.....
apart from you, but the scene of devastation leaves you in a mentally retracted state and you live the rest of your life in a mental hospital, sobbing as you are fed by syringe.
(Pulling out all the stops )

I wish my first lecture goes well

[Gen_Glory]

it goes too well and you are so gripped by it you  forget to eat and drink therefore dying of fatigue


i wish Lewis Hamilton wins the F1 championship

[stormcloud]

he does but he gets a tire blow out just after he passes the finishing line, he crashes and dies

I wish I could get a good nights sleep

[CN2]

You over sleep and miss your exams.

I wish for a bigger pocket.

[Gmd]

u get a bigger pocket but it dosnt come with the trousers....

i wish for no homework!

[Gen_Glory]

you get none but school is increased to 13 hours a day

i wish mafia was a bit quicker

[CN2]

its too quick and you die in 2 hours.

I wish for a duck

[Gen_Glory]

you get one but Gmd steals it and you commit suicide from depression


i wish i could do well at english

[CN2]

You do so wll you forget how to do math and you get a U in your tests.

I wish more people were on msn.

[Goldyrulz]

more people go on MSN but so many go on that they have to close it down due to congestion so you commit suicide

I wish i was smart

[Gen_Glory]

gd joke lol

u get so smart everyone hates you and they kill you

i wish i had courage to ask out girls

[stormcloud]

you get it and die fro over exposure to lipstick (lol)

I wish my hall didn't have such adodgy internet connection

[CN2]

Its soo good the other dorms want it, so they tie you up in a corner to use it.

I wish there was a ashamed smiley on Exilian.

[stormcloud]

you get one but it is way too shameful to evert use

I wish I hadn't uninstalled nero, because as irritating as it was VLC doesn't play DVDs anywhere near as well

[CN2]

You didnt uninstall it but it had a virus and it breaks your computer.

I wish I was going out on sunday at 2 pm instead of 11 am