Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Ashanorath]

It's the lawnmover (yes, mover).
Any1 want some cheese?

[feet]

Sure.

Anyone have crackers?

[debux]

Potatoes here.

Does feet have one foot or many feet?

[Ashanorath]

She has turnip.
What's the diference between a turkey?

[debux]

The "between" part. Turkeys don't know how to speak.

How can you relate these two totally unrelated sentences?

[Ashanorath]

With some string.
Are potatoes amphibious?

[Silver Wolf]

Only if properly submerged.

Where are my wings?

[Dimos]

They were eaten by your kitten... 

Why I can't Sing the song that whales sing during the reproduction period???   

[debux]

Because Whales can't stand the Mediterranean climate you live in. That's why your vocal chords can even come close to imitating it (although it would be funny if you'd try )

Why is Dimos thinking about female Whales?

[Dimos]

Becuse he plans a road trip to Western Wales... (Everybody who plans a trip in Wales, thinks of Whales, at least for once...)

Why I plan a road trip to wales, withought inviting the Prince of Whales? 

[debux]

Because you don't like the fact he can't sing like a Whale

What can Dimos find attractive in Wales when there are no Whale museums there?

[feet]

Someone the size of a whale.

What does whale taste like?

[debux]

It tastes like fishies guts and assorted woodwork pieces.

How stinky are feets feet?

[Skull]

As much as mine.


Why do my feet stink as much as feets feet?

[Jubal]

Because YOU ARE FEET.

Why am I not feet?