Fortunately, Unfortunately

Started by Cuddly Khan, December 10, 2012, 07:49:45 PM

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Jubal

Unfortunately, it's totally swamped by bad pornography.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

Fortunately there is plenty of cider to drown your sorrows!
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Unfortunately, it's really armadilloty cider.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

Fortunately it still drowns your sorrows.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Unfortunately, one of my sorrows survives and takes me to court for endangering its life recklessly.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Unfortunately the legal fees plunge me into crippling debt.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Fortunately you start selling armadilloty cider to get back onto your feet.
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

Unfortunately I thereby end up ruling a shady 1930s style alcohol smuggling outfit and generally being a hard-boiled criminal type.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Fortunately because of it, you become very rich.
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

Unfortunately, Othko steals all my money.
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Gmd

Fortunately you feel morally better without your illegally gained money and give your alcohol smuggling operation over to me.
Bunneh and I Rule this land in the name of Supreme Lord Krishna.

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Give me my green name back!!! I am always Logothetes

Jubal

Unfortunately, the alcohol smuggling operation was under investigation just when I left it so GMD ends up taking all the blame.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

Fortunately GMD hires the best lawyer in the city to protect him.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Unfortunately, the lawyer in question is Pentagathus.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...