Spoil a wish

[Gmd]

u get a non chockable rubber duck most liely a gift from me lol
but it pecks your eyes out and u become blind                                                       

i wish for more time off school like a 4 day week

[stormcloud]

you end up not getting enough time in class and get trebled homework (even from french class )

I wish Tippler (my big fat physics book) was less of a god and easier to understand

[CN2]

Its a book? You put it in the shredder? You dont do well at school?

I wish I didnt take french for GCSE

[Gen_Glory]

you don't so you are stuck with child development instead

i wish i could read minds

[CN2]

Your head blows up.

I wish the dude who was 60 stone didnt get so fat.

[Gen_Glory]

he dosent you do instead


i wish games workshop took work experience

[CN2]

Your head blows up.

I wish DD didnt keep on blowing up his head.

[stormcloud]

Your head blows up instead

I wish this won't become a trend

[CN2]

It doesnt cus your head blows up so no-one is around to keep the trend ^^

I wish I had a more comfy hair style...

[stormcloud]

You get one then your hair falls out

I wish I had less maths todo

[Gen_Glory]

your head blows up


i wish i could understand more

[airborne]

your head blows up from information overload.


i wish heads don't blow up.

[stormcloud]

They don't they just ignite instead

I wish my head was fireproof

[CN2]

Its fire proof, but not blow up proof so it blows up. ( Nice lil tend here init                                                        )

I wish my head and the rest of my body, and family/ freinds were inpervious to any pain/mutation/ignition/blowy uppy

[stormcloud]

world ends but due to your imperviousness you survive, you have to rebuild the human race, WITH YOUR MUM AND CLOSEST FREINDS

I wish I hadn't opened all these tabs and read all these messages, I wanna sleep, not post