Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

No, but I was their roadie for a brief period in the early nineties until Sting kicked me out for bullying his pet otter.

What is the most appropriate sound to make when you are riding a roller coaster?

[Caradìlis]

The screams of your enemies.

Why morning?

[Tusky]

I tried to have less ning but found it wanting

Could Donald Trump beat Bernie Sanders in an arm wrestling match?

[comrade_general]

Only if Patrick Swayze was the judge.

Are you the anti-pope?

[Caradìlis]

I'm the devil, so yes, naturally.

Why isn't the sky green and the trees blue?

[comrade_general]

They are, look farther.

Where is the bat?

[Jubal]

Look within yourself. You know it to be true.

What are eyes?

[comrade_general]

A child's play thing.

Does pain hurt?

[Tusky]

I assume you mean like the french for bread right? Only if you have a gluten intolerance.

How do French people eat bread?

[Jubal]

Posthumously.

I'd there even psionics in this setting?

[comrade_general]

I think you mean cryonics, and yes, it is inside the piano.

Oh dear what did the bear do with my beer while I wasn't here to feel fear?

[Jubal]

It drove its tractor down the road, grumbling all the way and trying to pick up Radio Norfolk on its car radio. Then it crashed. Because it was drunk on beer. Also because bears don't know how to drive.

How long does drying varnish take to feel sadness?

[Caradìlis]

Until the first human steps on it...

Why don't trains do what I want?

[Tusky]

They do, you just need to learn their language.

Why can't people marry as many people as they want? Why just one?

[Caradìlis]

Because someone, way back when decided that Europe isn't Africa... If you want polygamy, go there...

Why can sailingboats only sail then there's wind?