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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 18, 2018, 09:36:47 AM »
Occasionally
Do several turkeys gobble more than several greedy people
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June 26, 2018, 05:12:58 PM »
Only on a stormy Thursday.
Which way does the eagle fly on the first morning of spring?
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June 26, 2018, 06:10:42 PM »
Far away from whatever this madness is...
Why don't birds swim in the sky and fish fly in the sea?
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June 26, 2018, 06:18:51 PM »
Because they live in fear of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth, who condemns such breaches of the dark order he has smothered the world with like a vengeful cloud.
Why aren't more people talking about the encroaching menace of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth?
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June 26, 2018, 06:33:01 PM »
Because the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.
Why can't my head be full of work/study stuff instead of GoT quotes?
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June 27, 2018, 04:49:25 AM »
Because swords are fun.
Why am I so unlucky?
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June 27, 2018, 07:28:05 AM »
Because all the luck is mine and I'm not sharing!
Why are beds so comfy if you're not allowed to stay in them?
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June 27, 2018, 08:32:51 AM »
It's a cruel trick played on us by bed companies
How come Yeti's get all the fun?
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June 27, 2018, 09:19:38 AM »
Because Yetis run all of the evil bed companies.
What sort of companies do sasquatches work for?
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June 27, 2018, 11:09:27 AM »
Sassy Squash Companies.
Shouldn't I be studying?
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June 28, 2018, 11:20:54 AM »
Yes. But only for 5 seconds, then come back.
Why is it when I conduct an orchestra I hear music, but when I conduct a study the study makes no sound?
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June 28, 2018, 12:20:21 PM »
You're conducting the wrong studies... I had to move my experiment to a remote island because the neighbours were starting to get suspicious...
What is salt?
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June 28, 2018, 01:56:17 PM »
A mild form of crystal meth.
But why is the rum gone?
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June 28, 2018, 11:36:48 PM »
I drank it.
Sea turtles?
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Land tortoises.
Are you the police?
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