Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Read 249198 times)

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1065 on:** June 05, 2018, 10:16:26 PM »

No, just until football season is over...

What is a bed?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1066 on:** June 05, 2018, 10:51:14 PM »

The beginning, the end, the middle.

Are leaves like hair for trees?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1067 on:** June 06, 2018, 06:40:20 AM »

No, they're toes....

What are clouds?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1068 on:** June 06, 2018, 01:07:14 PM »

Giant vape trails designed to conceal faulty wiring in the ceiling.

Will you teach me the ways of the force?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1069 on:** June 06, 2018, 01:26:34 PM »

No, but come to the dark side, we have cookies...

Where am I?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1070 on:** June 06, 2018, 01:32:23 PM »

Apparently you're on the dark side. Let's get those cookies.

Where do cookies come from?

Tusky · « **Reply #1071 on:** June 06, 2018, 03:04:13 PM »

The exact centre of the internet.

How wide is a piece of string?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1072 on:** June 06, 2018, 03:06:28 PM »

The same as the length of a piece of cheese.

How do you spell words?

Tusky · « **Reply #1073 on:** June 09, 2018, 09:17:14 AM »

w - u - e - r - d - z

Why is the word piano so negative? Why can't it instead be a piayes

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1074 on:** June 09, 2018, 10:11:20 AM »

Have you ever listened to Schumann?

Why does the sun exist?

Jubal · « **Reply #1075 on:** June 09, 2018, 10:27:44 AM »

Because there was a gap in the market for terrible, terrible journalism.

Why aren't buildings made in prettier shapes?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1076 on:** June 09, 2018, 10:59:41 AM »

Have you been to central Vienna?!? They are. You're just not allowed to live in them...

Why does time pass so quickly?

Jubal · « **Reply #1077 on:** June 09, 2018, 11:30:02 AM »

It's CG's fault.

Why do I need to buy food?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1078 on:** June 09, 2018, 11:37:07 AM »

Because stealing is wrong...

Why do I have to get up?

Tusky · « **Reply #1079 on:** June 09, 2018, 12:03:16 PM »

It's a heartwarming story is why.

Why do volcanos have to be so negative? How can we turn them into volcayeses?

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